{"id":29,"date":"2010-11-04T20:19:47","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T00:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/?p=29"},"modified":"2012-04-19T23:57:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T03:57:50","slug":"adultery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/?p=29","title":{"rendered":"Adultery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about adultery.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m tired of adulterers who say, \u201cIt just happened.\u201d Flirting takes time. Talking takes time. Kissing takes time. And fucking, even a quickie, takes time.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->So you, adulterer, don&#8217;t insult your partner with the tired lie that \u201cit just happened.\u201d And you playwrights, authors, songwriters, and scriptwriters, spare us that particular clich\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Why do people cheat? Heck if I know. What I do know is that it&#8217;s no accident.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about adultery. I&#8217;m tired of adulterers who say, \u201cIt just happened.\u201d Flirting takes time. Talking takes time. Kissing takes time. And fucking, even a quickie, takes time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[21,23,22],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ive-been-thinking-about","tag-adultery","tag-cheat","tag-cliche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions\/31"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}