antelope\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 rambunctious\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/b> thumbprint\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 dang\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 zipper<\/b><\/p>\n
decoy\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 hodgepodge\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 paisley\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/b>*pasties<\/b><\/p>\n
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“Larry, listen to me. I’m being straight with you here. Antelope to antelope here, buddy. Are you listening? That birthmark looks like a giant thumbprint on your ass.”<\/p>\n
“Dang it, Roy! Quit it already. I know it’s gotten bigger\u2014”<\/p>\n
“And whiter! You’ve got a giant Day-Glo white thumbprint on your ass.”<\/p>\n
“I know, I know. It wasn’t so noticeable before. It used to be a kind of paisley-looking blob mixed in with the hodgepodge of other marks and scars on me. But now all everybody sees is the damn print on my ass.”<\/p>\n
“Buddy, that’s your own damn fault. All that running about and leaping you do just calls attention. You’re too rambunctious for your own good. No wonder the lions are always after you.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t even mention the lions. They’ve got it in for me. But I do have an idea for, you know, deflecting attention. I’m gonna make a decoy with an even bigger, whiter thumbprint on its<\/i> ass. What do you think?”<\/p>\n
“Larry, you idiot. The lions won’t fall for that. You might as well distract them with some pasties.”<\/p>\n
“Ah zip it, Roy. What do you know?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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