{"id":171,"date":"2011-11-13T10:00:43","date_gmt":"2011-11-13T14:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/?p=171"},"modified":"2011-11-06T20:18:13","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T00:18:13","slug":"exercise-a-voice-not-my-own","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"Exercise: A Voice Not My Own"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Write a first-person monologue in a voice that is distinctly different from your own personal voice. Make use of carefully chosen patterns of speech and\/or verbal tics that pop up multiple times.*<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 This is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">the worst<\/span> part of my job. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">I love<\/span> being a doctor. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">I loved<\/span> every <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">little bit<\/span> of med school and the sleepless, stressful nights of being an intern. But even back then, I hated giving patients my diagnosis. It&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">the worst<\/span>. <!--more-->No matter what it is, the patient isn&#8217;t ready to hear it. And when is it ever good news? They&#8217;re at the doctor&#8217;s office for God&#8217;s sakes! Well, sometimes it could be good news. Like now. Some women would want to hear this diagnosis. Be happy about it even! But I know Nancy won&#8217;t like this. She won&#8217;t like it <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">one bit<\/span>.\u00a0 She has been talking for a year about having a hysterectomy. <\/em>No kids for me, Doc! <em>That&#8217;s what she says. <\/em>I don&#8217;t want all that bother and responsibility. No thanks! <em>This is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">the worst<\/span>. I have to go in that closet of an exam room and tell this kid-hating woman that she&#8217;s pregnant. I have to tell Nancy about her pregnancy. Huh.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>*My work from an exercise during &#8220;The 1-Day MFA: Lessons in Voice, Character, and Dialogue with Sara Kocek,&#8221; a workshop designed to condense the most important lessons of an MFA degree into one comprehensive tutorial, put on by the <a title=\"Writers' League of Texas\" href=\"http:\/\/www.writersleague.org\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">Writers&#8217; League of Texas<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No matter what it is, the patient isn&#8217;t ready to hear it. And when is it ever good news? They&#8217;re at the doctor&#8217;s office for God&#8217;s sakes! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-gestures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":174,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions\/174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}