\u201cIt\u2019s 8:10, and at 8:20 we\u2019ll stop.\u201d That\u2019s what she said. But the bitch is still counting to eights and then starting over. And if she exhorts us to \u201cGive it your all!\u201d one more time, I\u2019m gonna leap up from this mat and strangle her little anorexic, perky-breasted, spandex-and-thong wearing ass.<\/p>\n
Wait, what was that? Did the music just change? Yes! Cool down! Thank God. Yes, thank you Jesus. You just saved her life and my soul with one quick change of the CD track.<\/p>\n
Who the hell makes these music mixes for the aerobics instructors anyway? Seriously, Kool and the Gang? I mean, Jesus<\/em>! After 30 minutes of getting up and down this damn step, this fake shit does NOT motivate me.<\/p>\n I guess it works on some people though. That woman in the blue shorts was singing along like her life depended on it. I guess she really does want to \u201ccelebrate good times, come on!\u201d Good for her.<\/p>\n As for me, I am just ready for this torture session to end. Priscilla and I have a date at Amy\u2019s Ice Cream in 15 minutes. Damn it. I won’t have time to clean up. Oh well; we\u2019ll just sit outside.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Wait, what was that? Did the music just change? Yes! Cool down! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-60-minute-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions\/131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writtenGESStures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}